In my short lifetime I have gathered a plethora of knowledge (like the word plethora for example) and I figured, if you have the brain to read this blog you might actually care about what I am saying.
1) Led Zeppelin is better than anything you listen to, promise. You can like a band more than them, but you cannot say they are better.
2) Pop Punk can be good, if you're Four Year Strong, or Alkaline Trio. Just because the name is not truthful doesn't mean its not good.
3) The "Gore not Core" kid you talk to, is an idiot.
4) Pixar takes a sledgehammer to the face of Dreamworks.
5) Eminem is good, if you've heard Infinite.
6) Metal is good, unless you like Cannibal Corpse (Because lets be honest, Metallica changes it up more than them) and don't even pull the "Oh they are metal gods" argument. If God sucked people wouldn't follow him, so why should I follow a metal band that sucks?
7) I like Whitechapel, sometimes.
8) My favorite song ever is Simple Man.
9) Job For a Cowboy is still an awesome band.
10) The Faceless is the best metal band.
11) To be a Technical Death Metal band you have to have elements of Jazz.
12) F*** you and your S***** emo music.
13) I lied about Led Zeppelin being the best, they are the best band that isn't Jazz or Classical.
14) Mahavisnu Orchestra is great.
15) Frank Zappa is awesome.
16) If you use l33t speak, I hate you.
17) April 20th, shouldn't exist.
18) NOFX is the best punk band.
19) Grindcore is good.
20) You should support 1070.
21) You should be on the right side of things.
22) The Beatles are amazing, especially when they were on Acid.
23) Frank Sinatra is amazing.
24) Immortal Technique is the best rapper ever.
25) Quentin Tarantino. wins.
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