Sunday, March 6, 2011

Broseph Smith.

As you all know there is the awful terrible bad band that plays in a garage in Anthem. They have three goals for their lives.
1) Get revenge on the Collins House.
2) Be OfTheSky (In a good way, not an insult)
3) Be as good as Jeff.

Listen to them, or come to the shows every other Saturday at Tanner's house.

Sunday, January 16, 2011

The Golden Globes were Rigged






I looked at the winners for the Golden Globes and to my horror The Social Network won several awards including best picture.

It gets worse!

I will give you a list of my problems of the winners. Also my opinion shall not be questioned because I'm always correct in these matters.

Lets start off with The Social Network. The reason it won is obvious... Due to the fact that more than half the world is logged on to facbook now and that so many of those logged on have completely devoted their lives to it, they instantly think Social Network is amazing. That is one of several theory's. Here are some more.


1. People devote lives to facebook

2. People have had their minds Assimilated by facebook and no longer have free will.


3.Paid off Golden Globes


4. Facebook owns the world and it is led by Adolf' Hitler's Brian in a glass jar.


Anyways back to the other awards. I hate that the gay kid from Glee won Best supporting actor in a TV series... Lets get something strait here. I'm not a gay basher, I just hate GLEE!!! If they cant get attractive young people who can sing so they just get untalented attractive people who are semi good at lip syncing.

I do have several problems with the choice on TV shows. Excluding the awards for boardwalk empire. That shit was great! It got best actor in TV and best TV show.

Best supporting actor was given to Christian Bale and rightfully so.

Natalie Portman was given best actress. I'm alright with that.

To conclude The Golden Globes don't really matter. You see the Evil overlords at the Oscars are the true masters of the movie business. Compared to the Oscars the Globes are pushovers. But I must admit I was really disappointed with 2010. And by the looks of things 2011 wont be any better.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

THE GOVERNMENT HATES GOOD MOVIES!!!

"Cameron paid off the FEDs"
This site has not been receiving many visitors lately so I might as well share with you some of the greatest films of all time. If you have never seen any of these films then you should go see them.
1. Fargo
2.Silence of the Lambs
3. Gangs of New York
4. My name is Trinity
5. Planet of the Apes
(Government Sabotage) (Government Sabotage)
7. From Dusk till Dawn
8. "O Brother Where Art Thou?"
9. There will be Blood
10. Hearts in Atlantis
11. Deliverance
12. The shining
13. The Shawshank Redemption
14. Batman Begins
15. The Dark Knight
16. The men who stare at Goats
THE GOVERNMENT ATTEMPTED TO SABOTAGE THIS REVIEW. THAT IS WHY THIS REVIEW HAS SOME MISSING INFO. THEY INFECTED MY COMPUTER NEWORK AND GAVE MY MOTHER BORAD A S.T.D.!! THEY WILL DO ANYTHING TO NOT LET THE TRUTH COME OUT... NOW MORE THAN EVER WE NEED THE JEDI!