The Unknown Brosapiens

Okay guys, you don't know me, the infamous Christian, to be much a joker or a humorous poster. No longer can you say that because he comes my first. Credit goes to Nick for helping me elaborate on this idea.

Carl Sagan knew about the billions and billions of atoms, but he forgot something. Among many of Carl Sagan's explanations of human evolution he forgot a different hominid(upright ape). The Brosapiens.

Commonly seen listening to hip-hop including but not limited to: Eminem, Mac Miller, Tech N9ne, and the Cotton Mouth Kings. These homosapien like apes claim that they smoke weed to clear their mind, and not to get high.

Brosapiens are commonly mistaken with the Faux Hip Hop sub-species of Homosapiens:

WARNING: Brosapiens are very territorial and you might even be threatened with a knife if you act like a normal, responsible, and non-weed smoking homosapien.

Recently studies have shown that the common ancestors of Brosapiens are increasing in numbers in todays societies and blending in to homosapiens; The Hoesapiens. Sometimes called Bro-Hoes for their common affiliation with Brosapiens and their sluttishness in nature.

 

The above pictures were taken by a disguised study group in the city of Austin, Texas and haven't been seen since they sent this photo via email. 

Remember, although these variations of hominids are interesting and similar to us, DO NOT ATTEMPT CONTACT. 

Also, no one knows your name, everyone knows my name. You're not even cool, nobody knows who you are. I love you Nick. 

Post written by Christian.