So this one time, I was trying to make CD shaped ice cubes, but my roommate saw the CD cases in the freezer and was like "what the fuck?" So he took them out and put them on the kitchen counter. I came back through to the kitchen the next day, and there was water all over the place. I was only using cases for which I'd lost the discs themselves, which turned out to be "Desperate Living," "A Natural Death" and "The Mechanical Hand." So my other roommate comes through as I'm standing there dumbfounded, and she's like "You better be cleaning this shit up. What the fuck happened here?"

"HORSE the Band leaked."