Starz Channel Please Stop Showing "Reign of Fire"

"Reign of Fire" was an Fantasy Adventure movie that was released in 2002. Now I know what you are thinking, This isn't a new movie in the theaters, and yes I know. Once and a while I will talk about movies that have all ready come out. So deal with it bitch!

Lets start with the cast, the lead of this movie is Christian Bale, all right not to bad. We also have.....Shit! Mattew McConaughey! That right there is my biggest complaint about this movie. Then the rest of the cast is some Jack-offs we have never seen before.

Now the plot of the movie is that London is attacked by dragons and the whole world ends up getting butt fucked by them. The main character (Bale) is a survivor of the Apocalypse and lives in a fuckn castle with a bunch of little kids and some other pedophiles. Then Matt Mcooo go fuck yourself comes in and wants to hunt himself some dragons and theres your plot!!!

Lets get something cleared up...this entire film is a loop hole. The movie starts off with something ridiculous that for some idiots, may seem clever and give the character depth....NOO! Let me tell you what it is, Bale as a child finds the first dragon when his mom's company digs it up. Then the dragon kills his mother (this is when the movie trys to give the character a tie to the dragons...and fails.) It also said that the dragons killed the dinosaurs.....What The Fuck?! This movie makes no sense!

This is a Fantasy film but it really makes no sense. If they dug up only 1 Dragon when how did "millions" spawn. RAAWW! Most fantasy films can be believable but good god! According to the movie, Dragons caused the Ice Age! Also in the camp there are only 10 adults and 35 kids, and they never explained that!

Now to the worst part Mattew McConaughey! He was the worst hard ass military Jack-off I have ever seen. If there was one good thing about this film, Mattew's death had to be the funniest shit I have ever seen! Really just to see him die was good enough for me. So please Starz Channel, stop showing this movie, its shit and you know it. Some people are trying to find good movies on TV.