Communism

Communism is the best, always has been always will be. Even when people didn't know how to talk, I know they wanted to be under a Communist Government. I mean, especially now under The Obama Regime (I thought me sarcastically talking like Rush was a good idea) we will for sure succeed. I mean, sure every other Government under Communism has ended up murdering their citizens, its different now. Mao? More like KAPOW! Its America, and we are here to pull it off.

Some people say stupid stuff like this "Communism ends in Murder, and Genocide, and all that other stuff, but no set of numbers are availible." You know why there aren't any numbers? None of that stuff EVER happened. Ever, and to say it did, makes you an idiot. Castro didn't kill or order the death of one person. The Purge, is a joke, all it really did was kill the bad people in Russia, or the U.S.S.R, or whatever they call it now days. Mao, wasn't really a Communist, he was a Total-tal-i-tarianist (College taught me how to sound stuff out! Good thing it was freee) There is a difference too.

Communism needs three things, according to God. You need Oxygen, something flammable, and something else. No wait, thats fire. Communism is like fire though. I mean Communism wants to get rid of Capatalism, so they burn it! Not really, killing, or burning is against our message. Our message is that no matter what poor choice(s) you have made, you should still make as much as a Lawyer. Those dirty, evil, and disgusting Capitalist pigs, just want you all to die, as illustrated below.

So, just like those dirty Christians did in Isreal when the took it over, kill all Capatlists. It was the one good thing the Christians did right.